Get off my lawn you damn kids
When you’re home alone and you realize that the possibilities are endless.

But you still spend all of your time on the computer.

When someone says that Facebook is the best website.

Yes facebookers… It’s virus… Don’t come here…

My dad: Osama bin Laden has been killed.

Me: Duuuh, I know.

My dad: How could you know that?

Me: I have tumblr.

Homework or tumblr…?