Get off my lawn you damn kids
When you’re in school and hear someone talk about tumblr

When your parents are telling your friends stories about all the embarrasing stuff you did when you were little.

When someone insults my favorite band.

When you and your best friend are having an important conversation and someone interrupts.

When someone talks to me while I’m listening to music.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

When you’re telling an important story and someone interrupts.

When someone stupid tries to tell a joke.

Ugh, why are you breathing? It’s really annoying.

"WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE TOMORROW OMGGGG!"

Stfu, nothing will happen.