What a teacher looks like when they give out a lot of homework on a Friday afternoon
What I get from going shopping at the mall on a Saturday
( ) New cute clothes

(X) An urge to kill the whole human race

When someone asks you what book you’re reading, even though they can see the cover very clearly
When we first heard about Pottermore
When I say something like:
“Man, I loooove food”

Everyone I know is like:

While everyone on tumblr is like:

“Lol, me too!”
When you take your earphones out and can still hear the music very clearly

OMG WHY AM I NOT DEAF