Get off my lawn you damn kids
When someone tries to come into my room

"Why do you like him? He’s old enough to be your dad!"

When you see some slut talking to your crush

That awkward moment…

When you wake up and hate everything and everyone

When someone gets credit for something you did.

When someone insults my favorite band.

When you and your best friend are having an important conversation and someone interrupts.

When you’re telling an important story and someone interrupts.

I’ve seen continents move faster than people in school hallways.

When I see the person I hate.

Yes facebookers… It’s virus… Don’t come here…