Get off my lawn you damn kids
When you hear someone you hate say your name

That feeling when you realise that you’ve forgotten your iPod at home

When your parents cancels your plans at the last minute

I feel like a proud parent every time I hear my favorite band on the radio.

That awkward moment when your best friend claims that Twilight is better than Harry Potter

TAKE THAT BACK YOU FILTHY MUGGLE OR STOP BREATHING MY AIR

The weekend is already over?

Why is it so short????

I’ve managed to drag my lazy ass to the gym TWO times this week.

If I continue in this speed I’ll be in perfect shape for beach 2075!