Going for a run
Expectation:
Reality:
There must be hundreds of hours of store security footage of me heading straight to the candy aisle
Pretending to work when the teacher walks by
When people don’t eat all of their food right away
When someone tells you your zipper is down
When the bitch you hate touches you
Home alone + strange noise in the other room = Ninja mode activated
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
When a teacher tells a joke
Being a badass musician
Expectation:
Reality:
Running from someone
Expectation:
Reality:
