Reaction to waking up to birds singing outside your window
Expectations:

Reality:

When you’re wearing a new outfit
Imagine your parents having sex
When someone makes fun of me.
When my crush leaves the room
On the outside I’m like:

But on the inside:
When your best friend isn’t in school.
I want to do this in school someday. In the middle of a class, just get up and yell:

And then run out of the classroom.