Get off my lawn you damn kids
Reaction to waking up to birds singing outside your window

Expectations:

Reality:

When you’re wearing a new outfit

Imagine your parents having sex

When someone makes fun of me.

When my crush leaves the room

On the outside I’m like:

But on the inside:

When your best friend isn’t in school.

I want to do this in school someday. In the middle of a class, just get up and yell:

And then run out of the classroom.

Such a wise man

Such a wise man