Get off my lawn you damn kids
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

"You know my name, not my story!!!!1"

Actually I do, because you update your Facebook status every 5 minutes…

When someone is trying to throw something at me

When playing hide and seek

Expectations:

Reality:

Why the relationship I have with my cat doesn’t work

When I want to cuddle with her:

When she wants to cuddle with me:


Doing the moonwalk

Expectations:


Reality:


When you accidentally drop something into the sink drain

"Nononononocomebackpleaseplea- FUCK!"

When you have to eat something really disgusting

When someone hot sits next to you

Expectations:

Reality:


When your friends asks you for advice

You have come to the right place

When you’re playing hide and seek and find the perfect hiding spot

When you ask your followers to send you messages, but they are all like

Whenever a class starts

When a teacher adds you on facebook

I CAN’T GET AWAY.