You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
"You know my name, not my story!!!!1"
Actually I do, because you update your Facebook status every 5 minutes…
When someone is trying to throw something at me
When playing hide and seek
Why the relationship I have with my cat doesn’t work
When I want to cuddle with her:
When she wants to cuddle with me:
Doing the moonwalk
When you accidentally drop something into the sink drain
When you have to eat something really disgusting
When someone hot sits next to you
When your friends asks you for advice
You have come to the right place
When you’re playing hide and seek and find the perfect hiding spot
When you ask your followers to send you messages, but they are all like
When a teacher adds you on facebook
I CAN’T GET AWAY.