Get off my lawn you damn kids
When your cat wakes you up at 4 am

Whenever a class starts

When a teacher adds you on facebook

I CAN’T GET AWAY.

If I were a cat…

I’m starting to suspect that my cat is retarded.

When my mom yells: “Dinner’s ready!”

When you’re trying to kill a bug without actually touching it.

I can feel the smell of food somewhere in the house.

brb…

When I find out that my parents are looking for me.

I’m seriously tired of the blogs with music where you CAN’T FIND THE PLAYER, it’s like -all silent- BOOM!!!! -heartattack-