Get off my lawn you damn kids
When you see someone using a pencil that looks exactly like the one you just lost
When my internet disconnects

Dear alarm clock,

The worst part about being given the silent treatment is that you can’t tell the other person to shut up


When someone asks you what book you’re reading, even though they can see the cover very clearly

When megavideo is being a bitch and doesn’t let you watch the whole movie.

When someone tries to lie to you.

I can see straight through you bitch

When the person I hate tries to talk to me.

When you meet your friend’s new boyfriend/girlfriend.

My little sister tried to steal my cookies