Get off my lawn you damn kids
When a teacher goes crazy

When you’re waiting for someone, but they never show up

When megavideo is being a bitch and doesn’t let you watch the whole movie.

When you’re so bored that you just want to die.

When someone ignores you but you don’t know why.

When someone is mad at you but you don’t know why.

When I see food on my dash.

Making something to eat.



I made dinner last night.

I thought my mom was going to be like:

But she was just like: 

"What do you want?"

When no one understands my humour.

When you realize that there is someone else in the kitchen when you’re making a snack.

That moment when you realize that you have nothing to do.

When I see something bad happen to the person I hate.