Get off my lawn you damn kids
What a teacher looks like when they give out a lot of homework on a Friday afternoon

What I get from going shopping at the mall on a Saturday

( ) New cute clothes

(X) An urge to kill the whole human race

When someone asks you what book you’re reading, even though they can see the cover very clearly

When we first heard about Pottermore

When I say something like:

"Man, I loooove food"

Everyone I know is like:

While everyone on tumblr is like:


"Lol, me too!"

When you take your earphones out and can still hear the music very clearly

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OMG WHY AM I NOT DEAF