February 2012
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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
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wendysbaconator:
ur like summer
no class
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When you can tell by the tone of your mom's voice...
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That sad moment when you realize someone has...
caseyymichelleee:
thiscakeisnotalie:
And you sit there staring at your follower count like
follow me! i always follow back :D
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When the teacher hands out a test
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today.
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
I hate when my parents come into my room at like 7...
They burst through the door like
And Im just like
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This man will haunt my nightmares tonight
Birthdays as a teenager
reachforarainbow:
Expectations:
Reality:
http://reachforarainbow.tumblr.com/
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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When you see someone using a pencil that looks...
Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
rumour:
delusionalminds:
rumour:
why isnt my birthday a holiday
because you didn’t undertake a night of complete torture, be betrayed by all your friends, have thorns placed on your scalp, made to carry a extremely heavy cross for hours and then nailed by your hands and feet to a cross and had a slow and painful death. all for the sins and people of the world.
once you do that, i’m sure...
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