December 2011
100 posts
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Looking up during a test and making eye contact...
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Dancing at parties
Expectations:
Reality:
"I want a twilight theme park"
belwatson:
coconi:
franzis-frantic-thoughts:
acciodeanmartin:
onething-voldemortcantunderstand:
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
Emotional roller coaster of Bella Swan: Sit on a Chair and stare out of the window
FOREST!! hajhsjaskjahksjagjhsa
Getting a cool new haircut
imthegirlwhowaited:
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Reality:
We all have that one friend who has been living...
lmaogtfo:
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When your friend starts laughing and you don't...
Anonymous asked: tell me something about you and your friends :)
The Gay Agenda
faggotfunland:
ho0ker:
wakagucci:
turn all kids gay
destroy american values
have sex with every soldier
give AIDS to everyone
destroy America
go shopping
source: rick perry
Ahaahhahaahahhahahahaha
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Interviewer: Ever gotten lucky on a beach?
Mikey: I found a $20 bill once.
Interviewer: Would you ever rock a Speedo?
Mikey: If someone put a shotgun to my head.
Interviewer: Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Mikey: Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.
Interviewer: What’s your favourite ice-cream truck song?
Mikey: The Godfather theme. Yes, in Jersey, many an ice-cream truck played the Godfather theme.
Interviewer: How do you keep your makeup from running onstage when you get sweaty?
Mikey: I don’t. At the show we played tonight, eyeliner and sweat streamed into my eye and I was partially blinded.
Interviewer: Ever do socks with sandals?
Mikey: You wouldn’t catch my cold dead body with sandals on.
Interviewer: Is there a body part you hide during the summer?
Mikey: All of them.
when I have something in common with my celebrity...
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"Got any plans for next year?"
Interviewer: What about you, any secret obsessions?
Jack: I have a really big crush on Alex's dad.
Interviewer: Oh yeah?
Jack: Yeah, and I've never really told him. I've never really had the balls to tell him that. But, uh, now he knows, and uh, I hope you're watchin this, Peter.
Interviewer: Response?
Alex: I think it's a beautiful thing.
Jack: Love is a beautiful thing.
Alex: I hope everything works out for you guys.
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When I turn in a test to the teacher
5 days until Christmas.
10 years ago, I’d be like:
5 years ago:
Now:
Wasn’t it just November last week?
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I'm not mean, I'm just being honest.
It’s not my fault you suck
Anonymous asked: If you were my girlfriend I'd cuddle the fuck out of you. Right after I treat you to the best fucking dinner of your life. :3
If you were my girlfriend... →
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ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
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Something really weird just happened… I was sitting at a bus stop when a couple of guys came over there, and all of them smoked >:( And then one of them sat next to me and started talking and asked for my number, and when I didn’t want to give it to him, he tried to throw his cigarette at me haha, but he missed, and one of his friends punched him in the face, and I just sat there...
Anonymous asked: talk dirty to me
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When you step on a lego
