February 2012
65 posts
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wendysbaconator:
ur like summer
no class
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littlehinduthings:
i wish i was a member of some sort of “friend group” on tumblr
but no
i’m just alone
silently
watching
all of you
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When you can tell by the tone of your mom's voice...
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That sad moment when you realize someone has...
caseyymichelleee:
thiscakeisnotalie:
And you sit there staring at your follower count like
follow me! i always follow back :D
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When the teacher hands out a test
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today.
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
I hate when my parents come into my room at like 7...
They burst through the door like
And Im just like
Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I haven't been eating that much and I'm hungry all the time.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
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This man will haunt my nightmares tonight
Birthdays as a teenager
reachforarainbow:
Expectations:
Reality:
http://reachforarainbow.tumblr.com/
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When a teacher add you as a friend on Facebook
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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When you see someone using a pencil that looks...
Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
rumour:
delusionalminds:
rumour:
why isnt my birthday a holiday
because you didn’t undertake a night of complete torture, be betrayed by all your friends, have thorns placed on your scalp, made to carry a extremely heavy cross for hours and then nailed by your hands and feet to a cross and had a slow and painful death. all for the sins and people of the world.
once you do that, i’m sure...
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tyrawanks:
my parents are really good at making jokes
for example me
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That language you make up when you touch something...
